♥ Wednesday, April 30, 2008
and just now played water with regina haha
OHGOOODDD goood godd god.
met some idiotic perverted les. haha
and my 2 PRRROO fren di siaooo. wan know who?
askk mi kay?
tmd. reputation SWEEP the FLOOR liao la.
i wan bang wall. so dammm.
and we was lyk laughing all the way can? so damm idiotically funnyyy
hey. this is wad happen. read ONLi if u have the time. if no time. u miss the fun.
haha. k readdd! somee on topp de intro i losted it. sorry!
Shy Shy says:
i like gal
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ohh
Shy Shy says:
especially pretty n sexy
hhee
Shy Shy says:
i like u too
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haaa (:
Shy Shy says:
i hope that one day we can meet ...
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
uhmm
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i have to tell you smt
Shy Shy says:
then i let u play my body ..
Shy Shy says:
tell me what
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
ohh play?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i play before
Shy Shy says:
u wanna tell me what
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
oh yeah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i not virgin
Shy Shy says:
oohhh
Shy Shy says:
so young not virign aldy
Shy Shy says:
when is ur 1st time sex
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
cos that time my bro
Shy Shy says:
ur real bro
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yah ever since then no more virgin loh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
):
Shy Shy says:
he do what to u
Shy Shy says:
can tell me
Shy Shy says:
i wan to hear ur horny stories
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
cos when i was young, my brother damn cheeky, he stuck a sausage in my vagina then xiaogen come and bite the sausage
Shy Shy says:
can tell me indetails
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
u know
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
those type
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
can eat one
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
pork one
Shy Shy says:
oohh
Shy Shy says:
why u lket him do that
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
xiaogen bite till there was a big cut, doctors had to sew everything up.
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
including my vagina.
Shy Shy says:
what is xiaogen
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
so if no vagina how to be virgin D:
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
my pet dog luhhh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
oh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
and the pic bluff de
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>.< Shy Shy says:
huh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
nvm
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i'm pretty
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
just that i got no vagina
Shy Shy says:
then tiz pic at msn is not u
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
it's me luhhhh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i'm so chio can?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i have sexy boobs okay?
Shy Shy says:
okay
Shy Shy says:
u mean the dog bite ur pussy too
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
.. hmmm.. yes.. ):
Shy Shy says:
wah]
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
sad story right..
Shy Shy says:
mus b very pain n many blood loh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i dun remember much.. i was so small nia
Shy Shy says:
then now how u urine
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
ohh vagina
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
not
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
the bladder there mah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
you no learn science meh?
Shy Shy says:
i thought u say u dun hv vagina aldy
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
aiyoh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
vagina is centre one urine is infront so different (:
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i got learn science.. okay..
Shy Shy says:
ooohh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yupyup
Shy Shy says:
ur parents mus b very sad loh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yup..
Shy Shy says:
but i dunno why u let ur bro do taht to u
Shy Shy says:
why he so naughty dek
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
no choice.. i was small.. dunno anything
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
haha my bro very horny derh
Shy Shy says:
now he still do to u
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
no..
Shy Shy says:
i thought u say he horny
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yup
Shy Shy says:
he no peep u ?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
but i no vagina le
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
hurhur.. he peek a boo me so many times ;p
Shy Shy says:
oohh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
sooo
Shy Shy says:
he peep u during changes clothes or bath
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
both.. ):
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
you leh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
tell me more about yourself
Shy Shy says:
u no close doormeh
Shy Shy says:
why still let him c
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
you know my toilet is.. the can see on top derrhh..
Shy Shy says:
wah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
tell me more about yourself i havent noe you yet
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
xP
Shy Shy says:
me
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yupyup
Shy Shy says:
still virign loh
Shy Shy says:
like to play with gal
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
I like to play with
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
myslef
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
myself*
Shy Shy says:
but u no pussy aldy
Shy Shy says:
still can play meh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
haha got ways derh
Shy Shy says:
oohh
Shy Shy says:
wah .. u so lihai
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
still got clit wor
Shy Shy says:
yah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
xP
Shy Shy says:
then uf bf noe about tiz
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
uhmm.. yup
Shy Shy says:
he dun mind ?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
he say he will go thru thick and thin
Shy Shy says:
u got let him c ur pussy b4 ?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
even touch alr ;P
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i so bad hor
Shy Shy says:
no lah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
really?
Shy Shy says:
sex is normal mah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
haha,
Shy Shy says:
so he cannot fuck u loh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
oral lor (:
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i 12 plus shouldnt know all these de..
Shy Shy says:
only kiss ur clitoris n ur breast n nipple
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yah..
Shy Shy says:
schooll got teach mah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yup, but no teach this type
Shy Shy says:
haha
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
so experiment lor
Shy Shy says:
so ur fingers cannot put inside n masturbate ?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
yup small enuff
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i also
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got
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
put my bf the penis
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
in my armpit
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
then cos now
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
puberty mah
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
so
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
got abit hair
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
so rub and rub
Shy Shy says:
ooohh
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
until he come llorrs
Shy Shy says:
wah
Shy Shy says:
he is ur first bf
Shy Shy says:
how old is he ?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
hehe
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
17
Shy Shy says:
how old is ur bro ?
Shy Shy says:
wah .. older 5 years
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
;P
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
i actually bi.. i kinda like girls and boys.. -_-
Shy Shy says:
oohh
Shy Shy says:
got guys let u c at webcm b4
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
nope
Shy Shy says:
i mean c their dick n masturbate
Shy Shy says:
or u dun wan c
Shy Shy says:
hehe
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
dun wan see larhs
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
so malus >.<>.<>
Shy Shy says:
clerk
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
at?
Shy Shy says:
sinfgapore
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
hhaa
Shy Shy says:
so can tell me how he play u juz now ..
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
dun wan luh :x it's between me and him. XD
Shy Shy says:
oohh]
Shy Shy says:
he dunno mah
Shy Shy says:
so u naked now
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
haha, anw, i have to go le, parents coming home le
Shy Shy says:
parents cum home can't online meh ?
??????????????????????????????????.???????????????????? says:
bf angry le. cant tok u in the future. later he kill me wors.. ahhh parents back le..
k i buai ta han highlighting 1 by one liao. try to figure out urself...
its lyk. every sentance i see i knock her head.
in the end i cann ta han i walk out of the room laughing lyk helll
soo dammm
-.- my faceee
throww to dunno where
regina say throw into toilet bowl. i think worse. flush to dunno where. haix.
pardon my english!! haha. k 10 plus liao need go home haha
signing off at 10:07 PM
♥
Girl: kyle, wat do u
mean?
Boy: sumthin has come
up...
Girl: wat? Wuts
wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: i dont want to
hurt u baby
Girl: *thinks* omg i
hope he doesnt break up with me... I
love him so much
Boy: baby are you
there??
Girl: yea im here wut
is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i
should say
Girl: well u already
brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: im leaving....
Girl: baby wut are u
talking about?? I dont want u to leave
me, i love you
Boy: not like that, i
mean im moving far away
Girl: why? All of ur
famliy lives over here.
Boy: well my father
is sending me away to a boarding skool
far away.
Girl: i cant believe
this.
[FATHER: (picks up
the other phone, interrupts & yells
furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you
about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off
the damn phone!! (And hangs up)]
Boy: wow ur father
sounds really mad
Girl: u know how he
gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go
Boy: would you run
away with me?
Girl: baby, u know i
would, i would do anything for u, but i
cant... U dont know wut would happen if
i did. My dad would kill me !!
Boy: *sad* its ok i
understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i
cant believe wuts going on
Boy: i need to give u
sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on
flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need
to see you now.
Girl: ok i will sneak
out & meet u at tha park
Boy: ok ill meet u
there in 20min
[They meet at a
nearby park, they both hug eachother.
And he gives her a note.]
Boy: here u go, this
is for you i gotta go.
Girl: *tear* (begins
to cry)
Boy: baby dont cry, u
know i love you...but i have 2 go
Girl: ok (begins to
walk away)
[They both go back
home. And erika begins to read tha
letter he gave her]
It says.....
Erika,
U probably already
know that im leaving, i knew this would
be better if i wrote a letter
explaining tha truth about how much i
care about you. The truth is, is that i
never loved you, i hated you so much, u
are my bitch and dont u ever forget
that. I never cared about you, and
never wanted to talk to you, and be
around u. U really have no clue how
much i hate you. Now that im leaving i
thought u should know that i hate you
bitch, u never did tha right thing, and
u were never there. I didnt think i
could hate someone as much as i hate
you. And i never want to see you, for
the rest of my life, i will never miss
kissing you like before, i never want
to cuddle up, how we used to. I will
not miss you and thats a promise. U
never had my love, and i want you to
remember that. Bitch u keep this letter
bcuz this may be tha last thing u have
from me. I hate you so much. i will not
talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Kyle
[ erika begins to
cry, she throws tha paper in tha
garbage & crys for hours ]
....A day passes, she
is sad, depressed and she feels so
lonely.... Then she gets a fone
call....
Friend: how are u
feeling?
Girl: i just cant
believe this happend i thought he loved
me.
Friend: o, about
that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days
ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur
jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok
[She finds a piece of
paper in tha jacket, It says...]
Baby i hope u find
this before u read my letter. I knew ur
dad might read it, so i switched a few
words...
Hate = Love
Never = Alwayz
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will
........ I hope u
didnt take that seriously because i
love you with all my heart, and it was
so hard to let you go thats y i wanted
u to run away with me...
-Kyle
Girl: omg its a
letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of
slipped it into my pocket when he
hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I
am!!
Friend: lol ok but i
g2g... Call me later
Girl: *happy*ok bye,
i'll be at home waiting for my baby to
call me !!
...... Erika turns
tha T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An
airplane has crashed. Over 47 young
boys died, we are still searching for
Survivors...This is a tragedy we will
never forget, this plane was flight 1-
80...it was on its way to an all boys
boarding school..." Reporter says.
[ she turns off the
tv....3 days later, she kills herself,
because of tha fact that Kyle was dead
& she had nothing to Live for... ]
....A day after that
the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was
Kyle, he called to leave a msg. "Its
Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called
to let u know that im alive, i missed
my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last
time. So i hope ur not worried. I am
staying for good. Sorry if u got
scared, i promise to make it up to you
everything will be a be ok i love you
so much...call me asap bye!
today went sharmain house... so can use comp loh keke ^^ jiayou commontest!
signing off at 2:40 PM
♥ Thursday, April 24, 2008
Sex Humour:
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his littlebrother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As you might expect things start to heat up.The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!She screams.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!!I can't get pregnant!Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
dont be afraid to tell her that u love her:
10th Grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me.She was my so-called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair. I wished she were mine, but she didn't notice me like that.And I knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before, and I handed them to her.She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her. I wanted her to know that I don't want to be just friends. I love her, but I'mjust too shy. And I don't know why.
11th GradeThe phone rang. It was her on the other end. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, a Drew Barrymore movie,and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep.She looked at me, said "thanks," and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her. I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends. I love her,but I'm just too shy. And I don't know why.
12th GradeThe day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick," she said. He's not going to go. Well, I didn't have a date and in 7th grade we made a promise that if neither of us had dates we would go together just as "best friends," so we did. Prom night after everything was over I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her. She smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said, "I had the best time,thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her. I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends.I loveher, but I'm just too shy. And I don't know why...
Graduation Day A day passed. A week passed. A month passed.Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stageto get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smockand hat, and she cried as I hugged her. Then, she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "You're mybest friend, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her. I want her to know that Idon'twant to be just friends. I love her, but I'm just tooshy.And I don't know why…
A Few Years LaterNow, I sit in the pews of the church. She is gettin married,now. I watched her say, "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted herto be mine but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said, "You came!" She said, "thanks!" and kissed me on the cheek.I want to tell her. I want her to know thatI don't want to be just friends. I love her, butI'm justtoo shy. And I don't know why...
Funeral yrs passed, and I looked down at the coffin of the girlwho used to be my best friend." At the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he were mine. But he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him. I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends. I love him, but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me…i wish I did too…i thought to myself, and I cried.
signing off at 9:17 PM
